hi i was experimenting with voice chat typeing the original frase was the "hey diddle diddle " nursery ryme heres what i tot p.s. each new line is how it responded to me saying the last

The cat jumped over the Moon and said fish you're getting married call away with the spoonSo the fish married that spoon
Read it. AC of the mousetrap with the clock back clock struck by the masher and enact a cat breed of Ruben
But if it hits. At width of top tech clock struck by the masher in cat out cat breed of raccoon
But if it hits the Irian at licht top of top tech clock struck by a man's shirt in cat out cat breed of raccoon
Of a cat To Its EDI or Iran a dollar to each top of top tech clocks to evident to get through it in a cat out of that cap breed of that
It almost too evident yet get a real ended up cat Of That reason alone that
Will It most to lemon and yet I really ended up cat toy that the renewal of the act went well
Witnessed to lemonade and yet I really ended up cat Pulling Back Renewal Of That cAt
Witness to lemonade and yet I really ended up to us to to topped with the thosand ton truck
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cats vs dogs movie reveiw

If you have watched this movie i belive you will have noticed how much it resembels james bond movies the explosins spy scenes fight senes are basicly the same and the plot of all these kind of movies is a s fowlowing: a sinester yet usualy dim wittes villan plots an overcomplicated sceme to destroy/councer the world/univurse and there is a team of the "good guys" who stop him all the kids movies are all about good triumps because... well basicly because "good" triumphs and "evil" always fails but it is sorta funny and i think the movie would be WAY better if the dogs were evil and the cats were good so basicly a great movie

ELECTRIC FIRE!

yes thats what got my appartment and the fire dept. talking today as i was by the oven and KSHHHHTTTTTT! went the oven the noise was loud and sparks and fire went flying and sent me ducking for cover there were at least 3 fire trucks 2 police cars and the fire cheif's carat around 5:30 p.m. it was 5 40 when it hit me that i should write about this well anyway that's the story

aleart!

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FACE CONTEST

hi ima havin a face makeing contest send all ur photos 2 supermalcolm@earthlink.net bt november25

kewl catz and x mas trees

this is sooooo cute

look at tnis!

hey look what i managed to do
i will be back with the cat's adventuers in the sack when i get some idas have fun waching dogs do stupid things

the cat's advenchers in the sack 11

Once upon a time in cat city the dogs and cats were living peacefully together. cats had deleted the birds completely from the cat world . cats were allies to all except for one creature the foxes and owls .they made an impenetrable base and wall around the cat capital. the fly cats went to prep for air raid the SEA CATS witch cloud flout and live underwater and land prepped for a faucet attack. {that is an attack through waterways , faucets and nearby rivers} they attacked the Central powerhouse. undetected then when the power was dead they walked right in without triggering any alarms. well the enemy stumbled around in the dark. they took the food supplies. the night afterwards it was on cat city TV about a successful raid the cat president said "our enemies won't even miss that food until it's to late.'' they made battle one month later and won the enemy just went home rilly mad to tell you the truth they ran away like chickens
the end

The way I thought of

the way I think animal shelters shoud oporate is so the cats and other animals woud not need
to be shut up in cages so the way it woud work is there woud be rooms with cats dos snakes etc. there my dad brought up a good point what if two cats didn't like each other there woud be put in diffrent rooms and they woud hve 1st flour for cats 2nd for dogs. how it woud work:
at the front there woud be a desk and a fileing cabnit you woud look up a brreed of cat that you woud want and you woud choose a card there woud be things such as name date of birth and photo and status card with things such as good with children declawd and male or femail
and each cat woud have id number on the status card then you woud have to give the person the card and they woud hava loud speeker and call the numbr on the card exsample #330-437-890-9815 the person behind the counter woudsay into the loud speeker "please bring up cat number 330-437-890-9815

whisbang?

there was a traveling salesman who worried about his wife while he was away. decideing to buy a gard dog for her he went to the pet store . the man at the pet store said he had no gard dogs but sounthing better callled a whisbang that was a lot better the man was skeptical
so the shopkeeper gave a demenstration placeing the furry little crechure on the floor
he said 'whisbang that chair" the whisbang ran and chewd the chair to toothpicks the man bought the whisbang and took it home. his wife was upset about getting a whisbang insted of a gard dog. she was skeptel of the abilitysc of such a small anamail the man placed it on the floor andtold her all she had to dowas say choose sonthing to be destroy and say whisbang and the objet you want to be destroyd it wod be insintly de destroyd. the wife was still upset and very skeptical she mutterd "whisbang my but!"

what rely happend to the birds

i'll just cut it short you don't want to know.

what to do?

i will need idas for the next cat's advencher in the sack #11 but i need adas for this one i woud like suggetons as to what to write about

The cat's advancers in the sack 10 attack of the flying physic

Once upon a time in cat city every thing was nice the cats herd of earth

many wanted to go so they got the old sack that imoni came through and they went out to earth they went to a car store and then they took a big flying van when they were just about to leave when the littlest cat said we can't leave not only did none of them very much liked the van more cats were coming from the sack ! So they went to all seasons rv the trailer store

and bought the biggest one at night to avoid being seen when they drove there were: one lookout cat to give directions two at the gas and break and one more to steer all of the sudden... weeeeew-weeeeew-weeeeew-weeeeew went sirens on a policecar the cop yelled

pull over!!! but they didn't instead the control cat yelled yo! Tom! Floor it! It's the police!

we can' t said the cat he was talking to wich was tom he added the controls are locked and i can't find the manual! Will the weapons work that we installed? Yes said tom ok here is something you can't do he thought to him self then he said no more Mr. Nice kitty!!! Ok aim. Steady. Fire! Ca-boom went the gun on the tires and they went flat but... Soon weweweweweweweweweew
went the sirens of more police cars they shot at the cats the headline was on TV we interrupt this program for an importing news bulletin the people are runing away do to the attack of the flying physic the police alone coud not tackle the problem so they are sending in S.W.A.T.
one hour later... The news said this time it's that swat and the police coud not get it now they
are sending in the military! Yet again the news bulletin said the same time only it said the police S.W.A.T. and the military coud not stop it even so now they are taking the ishsue vey seriously now they are calling in the army! And now there are more than one so now the headline is ATTACK!! OF THE FlyING phisics plus us here have good advice
run! For! Your! Lives!! yet meanwhile in the cat's
flying rv they had TV i think they are bing ridiculous are the ones bing attacked well at least we can call more but all the sudden the rv landed and swat had there guns amid at the doors out ran the cats the TV truck saw everything the news man fainted so did swat the army and police the cats ran to the sack the people 24 hours later followed were the cats went to and when they peered into the sack they fainted again! The event was never forgotten nor did the people find out how the did cats do that?? In the end they lived happily ever after

the end

The cat's advancers in the sack9 the selebashon

Once in cat citty the cats & dogs were selebrating 20 years of peace but with the hoses the total of the first year mean wile keesha and imoni were comeing to the party it had a feast when the dog army wanted to start early the generol wich was a cat astondingly held back all those dogs and it was a grand feast there was ,tuna, cod ,hadok chickin,shrimp,lobster,crab,scalob and more it was a very nice party and they all went home verry happy

amasing things from the cat net host

hey evreone you just might find your self haveing a copy of a cats advenchers in the sack book if i get my mothers pirmishon all you'l have to do is:

go to the coments secton of this post
type your aderess

make a chapter reqwest or for the hole sires

i will do the rest

and then your done

ATCHNCHON please don't be sad or woried if yours dose not come do to i may not get mom to let me do it or there was a mail eror or sonthing elce any qwestchons also coment



note this is a limited time ofer lasts untill 12/24/06

the cat's advenchers in the sack 8

Once in cat city they were don to usual Bing threatened by birds the cat leader was looking threw the towns records
and he discovered that horses were of neutral force and they were also threatened by the birds
so the cat president made notice of this and sent the horses e-mail about it now the horses didn't know what to think they some what hesitated at first until they saw the cat city records and then accepted when they saw it then cat&dog way to c.d&h andthen they lived haply ever after as for the birds they just gave up and all was happy and plesent

the end

introdduchin to the cats advenchers in the sack

Once

there was a cat named imoni with a veary veary veary boring life untill he diskofers a magik sack and then the fun starts he gets the meaning of advencher jumping off bildings
fighiting dogs exsparamenting with toxix wast and this cat has a hole bunch of suprises
and advenchers in his fucher

keesha's fun life
she lives in the coolest place in cat citty she lives in a mandchon
drives a dirt bike for fun ones a limoand if thats not enogh a pool a hot tub

even a labrtory she likes the idea of cars that ran on the deep frier oil
and a choclate bilding she is nice wants kittens and a mate because she hates to have so so so much space and no one to share it with

the kitten

the cople of cats has a kitten names it mal and the kitten will soon know the meaning of
advencher the kitten willshure have an exsiting life

The cat's advancers in the sack7 A cristmas spechal

CRISMAS EVE 1800 HOURS year 2006

Once when imoni was drinking his cofe when kesha was going to bed

when she did so did imoni mal was taking a bath

santaclaws came that night mall had falen asleep in the tub
in the kitten's stoking he put a fether on a stick some cat treats a snake in a can and a windup bird

and a real bird. and in mother's stoking he put brethmints spechel oder- free cat litter also some treats and apice of dimond

and in father cat's stoking he put a new tool set also a botel of bird wine a cat toy a catbox scoop a gass mask and a vail wich was for the cat box that had a horibowl smell plus a cat toy and treats and when the cats woke up they went to ther stokings the kitten the moter and the fother all liked what santaclaws had given them exspechely the kitten he tried the snake in a can at diner he asked for beans for diner and insted BOING! out flew the snake mal laughd till it hurt the parents laughd to they loved a good joke once and awile they had a lovly cristmas diner

the end

What happened to the birds?

Well those of you who wonder what happened to the birds well
we took some alive put them on a grill
and some we used a washing machine and you cod see thro the top and Wach the bird swelingin the water it was cat entertainment and there was also the elechreck room and that is
what happened two the birds

The cat's advancers in the sack 6 the bird battle

Once 2 years after the cats&dogs made peace the cats&dogs were such good friends catway changed

there company name to :C&Dway

imony and keesha where having a good time

they even had a kitten they named it mall but in bird conchry

things wernt so happy they birds were an enemy but they did not feel like suprize attack

so one bird flew to cat&dog conchery wth a battle paper the cats&dogs excepted

it with open paws but what the birds did not know is the cats&dogs had joined forces

so guess hoo won victory! yelled the cats&dogs

and the cats and dogs lived hapely ever after