Thursday, October 08, 2009

Pirates held after mistakenly targeting warship

French navy chases skiff for an hour in wake of attack off Somalia’s coast





PARIS - Somali pirates in two skiffs fired on a French navy vessel early Wednesday after apparently mistaking it for a commercial boat, the French military said.



The French ship gave chase and captured five suspected pirates.



No one was wounded by the volleys from the Kalashnikov rifles directed at La Somme, a 3,800-ton refueling ship, French military spokesman Rear Adm. Christophe Prazuck said

La Somme "was probably taken for a commercial ship by the two small skiffs" about 250 nautical miles off Somalia's coast, Prazuck said.



"They understood their mistake too late," he said.



One skiff fled, and La Somme pursued the second one in an hour-long chase.



"There were five suspected pirates on board. No arms, no water, no food," Prazuck said.



France is a key member of the EU's naval missi
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i thought the dudes from pirates of the caribian could be a bit silly but this certinly takes the cake

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

IS THIS MADNESS??!! no its a dog....

In spokane my grandmother keeeps a yappy chihuaha and i just noticed this on graphjam.com and it made PERFECT sense

remembering homework...



This ALWAYS seems to happen when we have homework that counts for a large amount of our grade

my perception of NOMZ!

adults fail to realise childeren's idea of teh tasi noms i have created a chart on craphjam to show u



now that i have clarified this i hope my dad pays moar attention to my blog...

Monday, September 28, 2009

morons@school

im sick of putting up with stupid pepole at my school that mess with me and flame me and if thats not bad enough they know how to get me in troble (pertending i triped them claiming i said something i didnt etc.) and the TEACHERS are even WORSE they load out homework on something i dont understand dont they GET the fact that we have LIVES and familys OUTSIDE of school?!?>?! i mean exept for the weekends heres the drill : 7:00 AM. WAKE UP NAIOU!
8:00 AM get on the smelly bus with everybody screaming 9:00 AM-3:30 pm deal with school and the morons IN it 4:15 PM FINIALY get home with boat load of homework 4:30PM TRY to get some recreation done 6:00PM eat OM NOM NOM
after dinner (time varys to much to record accuratly) start homework wich takes all night
9:00 PM:after finialy either finishing or giving up on homework go to bed and sleep

The next day.... do it all over agin... ugh...

Sunday, September 27, 2009

school




meh on teh weekends VS. meh on school days

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thats how school makes me feel

new style

well the old blog wasnt fitting mah style and it was getting old fast so i changed the style and put up a poll

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

teh gud philosopy haz found it!

i has found mah true philosiphy (credits to icanhazcheezburger.com for pic)

Monday, July 27, 2009

reviseing the entire blog woot!

I'm spell checking all of my entire blog today all posts will be corrected

reveiw

well last night i went down t the park with my grandmother and i found 50$ on the ground and even though i objected we went to some restaraunt for breakfast it was ye old breakfast house or something like that well anyways the food wasnt all that great (icould have done better) and it was a whopping 42$ to eat there! its quite a scam of arestaraunt...

Sunday, March 15, 2009

if you have a garden...

a step by step guide on how to handle a suspected animal hole!

  1. drop a small stone down the hole if it is about 2 inches wide and pretty deep continue to step 2
  2. go get a large watering can bring it to the hole and pour it in untill the ground cant absorb any more of the water (if it IS an animals hole you may need to repeat this step sevrel times)
  3. go get a shovel and begin stabbing it at the ground for a while to loosen the dirt
  4. get a hoe and rake it over the hole untill you have taken a reasonable amount of dirt up
  5. make shure the hole is now covered up with dirt and stomp on it or if you dont want to get dirty use the hoe's flat surface
  6. finialy continue your gardening and do not wory about the pest any longer
  7. Finialy if you are wondering why all this is nessecery it is because if the hole belongs to a gopher or rat or something it could pose a threat to your garden and the list of instructions will probably either drown it or if the creature is not at home when you do this it will be out of a home if that is the case and the animal makes a new den repeat the steps untill it gets the message

Purrs,

Anson

Thursday, March 05, 2009

new cat adventure story comeing soon

all i will tell you is it will be called abbisinian jones and the temple of teh last cheesebugah!

Monday, February 16, 2009

hi i was experimenting with voice chat typeing the original frase was the "hey diddle diddle " nursery ryme heres what i tot p.s. each new line is how it responded to me saying the last

The cat jumped over the Moon and said fish you're getting married call away with the spoonSo the fish married that spoon
Read it. AC of the mousetrap with the clock back clock struck by the masher and enact a cat breed of Ruben
But if it hits. At width of top tech clock struck by the masher in cat out cat breed of raccoon
But if it hits the Irian at licht top of top tech clock struck by a man's shirt in cat out cat breed of raccoon
Of a cat To Its EDI or Iran a dollar to each top of top tech clocks to evident to get through it in a cat out of that cap breed of that
It almost too evident yet get a real ended up cat Of That reason alone that
Will It most to lemon and yet I really ended up cat toy that the renewal of the act went well
Witnessed to lemonade and yet I really ended up cat Pulling Back Renewal Of That cAt
Witness to lemonade and yet I really ended up to us to to topped with the thosand ton truck
To header to the top witness to lemonade and yet I really ended up to us to room to talk to leave not

Saturday, January 24, 2009

cats vs dogs movie reveiw

If you have watched this movie i belive you will have noticed how much it resembels james bond movies the explosins spy scenes fight senes are basicly the same and the plot of all these kind of movies is a s fowlowing: a sinester yet usualy dim wittes villan plots an overcomplicated sceme to destroy/councer the world/univurse and there is a team of the "good guys" who stop him all the kids movies are all about good triumps because... well basicly because "good" triumphs and "evil" always fails but it is sorta funny and i think the movie would be WAY better if the dogs were evil and the cats were good so basicly a great movie

Saturday, December 13, 2008

ELECTRIC FIRE!

yes thats what got my appartment and the fire dept. talking today as i was by the oven and KSHHHHTTTTTT! went the oven the noise was loud and sparks and fire went flying and sent me ducking for cover there were at least 3 fire trucks 2 police cars and the fire cheif's carat around 5:30 p.m. it was 5 40 when it hit me that i should write about this well anyway that's the story

Friday, November 14, 2008

aleart!

ATTENTION plz DO NOT comment on my blog as Ananymos it is annoying and i don't know who sent them so if u wish to comment on my blog please make shure you are logged in have a blogger account or do not comment. that is all have a nice day

Friday, October 31, 2008

FACE CONTEST

hi ima havin a face makeing contest send all ur photos 2 supermalcolm@earthlink.net bt november25

Sunday, December 09, 2007

Sunday, November 18, 2007

look at tnis!


hey look what i managed to do
i will be back with the cat's adventuers in the sack when i get some idas have fun waching dogs do stupid things

Monday, April 09, 2007

the cat's advenchers in the sack 11

Once upon a time in cat city the dogs and cats were living peacefully together. cats had deleted the birds completely from the cat world . cats were allies to all except for one creature the foxes and owls .they made an impenetrable base and wall around the cat capital. the fly cats went to prep for air raid the SEA CATS witch cloud flout and live underwater and land prepped for a faucet attack. {that is an attack through waterways , faucets and nearby rivers} they attacked the Central powerhouse. undetected then when the power was dead they walked right in without triggering any alarms. well the enemy stumbled around in the dark. they took the food supplies. the night afterwards it was on cat city TV about a successful raid the cat president said "our enemies won't even miss that food until it's to late.'' they made battle one month later and won the enemy just went home rilly mad to tell you the truth they ran away like chickens
the end