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The Cat's Guide To Hooman Pwnzrship #1

Repairing ur hooman

Hoomanz make great pets! but usualy the smaller ones need patched up usualy they are doing something foolish and get hurt more often than not they are just leaking and need a patch a.k.a a band aid but if your hooman falls from a tree it may need a more serios attention so you should keep hoomanz out of trees or they will break you will have to pay and there will be no fun untill they can move agin

The Restroom Situation: IT MUST STOP

The major situation with/graphiti pepole peeing on the seats/floor etc. has got to stop i mean wich bathroom would you rather relive youself in?

    This clean home restroom:

Or this filthy one? :           

                                  












If you chose the bottom ones you have something wrong with your brain <_> well anyways there is a stupid law that banns cameras in bathroombs but that is dumb because these pepole that do graphiti clog the toulets and such gotta be stopped and i really hope someone that can do something about it reads this      

everyonceandawhile lmao

Sticks and stone may break your bones but words will never hurt you, except if i throw a dictionary at you

i will be posing these kind of thing every once and a while ROFL

Pirates held after mistakenly targeting warship

French navy chases skiff for an hour in wake of attack off Somalia’s coast





PARIS - Somali pirates in two skiffs fired on a French navy vessel early Wednesday after apparently mistaking it for a commercial boat, the French military said.



The French ship gave chase and captured five suspected pirates.



No one was wounded by the volleys from the Kalashnikov rifles directed at La Somme, a 3,800-ton refueling ship, French military spokesman Rear Adm. Christophe Prazuck said

La Somme "was probably taken for a commercial ship by the two small skiffs" about 250 nautical miles off Somalia's coast, Prazuck said.



"They understood their mistake too late," he said.



One skiff fled, and La Somme pursued the second one in an hour-long chase.



"There were five suspected pirates on board. No arms, no water, no food," Prazuck said.



France is a key member of the EU's naval missi
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i thought the dudes from pirates of the caribian could be a bit silly but this certinly takes the cake

IS THIS MADNESS??!! no its a dog....

In spokane my grandmother keeeps a yappy chihuaha and i just noticed this on graphjam.com and it made PERFECT sense

remembering homework...

This ALWAYS seems to happen when we have homework that counts for a large amount of our grade

my perception of NOMZ!

adults fail to realise childeren's idea of teh tasi noms i have created a chart on craphjam to show u

now that i have clarified this i hope my dad pays moar attention to my blog...

morons@school

im sick of putting up with stupid pepole at my school that mess with me and flame me and if thats not bad enough they know how to get me in troble (pertending i triped them claiming i said something i didnt etc.) and the TEACHERS are even WORSE they load out homework on something i dont understand dont they GET the fact that we have LIVES and familys OUTSIDE of school?!?>?! i mean exept for the weekends heres the drill : 7:00 AM. WAKE UP NAIOU!
8:00 AM get on the smelly bus with everybody screaming 9:00 AM-3:30 pm deal with school and the morons IN it 4:15 PM FINIALY get home with boat load of homework 4:30PM TRY to get some recreation done 6:00PM eat OM NOM NOM
after dinner (time varys to much to record accuratly) start homework wich takes all night
9:00 PM:after finialy either finishing or giving up on homework go to bed and sleep

The next day.... do it all over agin... ugh...

school

meh on teh weekends VS. meh on school days

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thats how school makes me feel

new style

well the old blog wasnt fitting mah style and it was getting old fast so i changed the style and put up a poll

teh gud philosopy haz found it!

i has found mah true philosiphy (credits to icanhazcheezburger.com for pic)

reviseing the entire blog woot!

I'm spell checking all of my entire blog today all posts will be corrected

reveiw

well last night i went down t the park with my grandmother and i found 50$ on the ground and even though i objected we went to some restaraunt for breakfast it was ye old breakfast house or something like that well anyways the food wasnt all that great (icould have done better) and it was a whopping 42$ to eat there! its quite a scam of arestaraunt...

if you have a garden...

a step by step guide on how to handle a suspected animal hole!

1. drop a small stone down the hole if it is about 2 inches wide and pretty deep continue to step 2
2. go get a large watering can bring it to the hole and pour it in untill the ground cant absorb any more of the water (if it IS an animals hole you may need to repeat this step sevrel times)
3. go get a shovel and begin stabbing it at the ground for a while to loosen the dirt
4. get a hoe and rake it over the hole untill you have taken a reasonable amount of dirt up
5. make shure the hole is now covered up with dirt and stomp on it or if you dont want to get dirty use the hoe's flat surface
6. finialy continue your gardening and do not wory about the pest any longer
7. Finialy if you are wondering why all this is nessecery it is because if the hole belongs to a gopher or rat or something it could pose a threat to your garden and the list of instructions will probably either drown it or if the creature is not at home when you do this it will be out of a home if that is the case and the animal makes a new den repeat the steps untill it gets the message

Purrs,

Anson

new cat adventure story comeing soon

all i will tell you is it will be called abbisinian jones and the temple of teh last cheesebugah!

hi i was experimenting with voice chat typeing the original frase was the "hey diddle diddle " nursery ryme heres what i tot p.s. each new line is how it responded to me saying the last

The cat jumped over the Moon and said fish you're getting married call away with the spoonSo the fish married that spoon
Read it. AC of the mousetrap with the clock back clock struck by the masher and enact a cat breed of Ruben
But if it hits. At width of top tech clock struck by the masher in cat out cat breed of raccoon
But if it hits the Irian at licht top of top tech clock struck by a man's shirt in cat out cat breed of raccoon
Of a cat To Its EDI or Iran a dollar to each top of top tech clocks to evident to get through it in a cat out of that cap breed of that
It almost too evident yet get a real ended up cat Of That reason alone that
Will It most to lemon and yet I really ended up cat toy that the renewal of the act went well
Witnessed to lemonade and yet I really ended up cat Pulling Back Renewal Of That cAt
Witness to lemonade and yet I really ended up to us to to topped with the thosand ton truck
To header to the top witness to lemonade and yet I really ended up to us to room to talk to leave not

cats vs dogs movie reveiw

If you have watched this movie i belive you will have noticed how much it resembels james bond movies the explosins spy scenes fight senes are basicly the same and the plot of all these kind of movies is a s fowlowing: a sinester yet usualy dim wittes villan plots an overcomplicated sceme to destroy/councer the world/univurse and there is a team of the "good guys" who stop him all the kids movies are all about good triumps because... well basicly because "good" triumphs and "evil" always fails but it is sorta funny and i think the movie would be WAY better if the dogs were evil and the cats were good so basicly a great movie